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Calling all quirky retailers!

Add a cheeky twist to your shopping list. Do you have an awesome store with a bad ass attitude that is screaming out to be a part of the Dicks Don’t Lie family? If so, then the eye through the glory hole is looking for you.

Pinch me, send me a flirtatious, outrageous Email, or drop your pants on Instagram and I’ll reply as soon as I can. If I like what I see, I’ll send you a catalogue and price list and you can start your dick binge. If not, I’ll swipe left….but don’t be sad babe, I’m a very fussy eater and I don’t go all the way with just anyone.


The range of Dicks Don’t Lie unique products can be found in a growing number of super cool hotspots across the world.

Shop till you drop… your pants!

The Netherlands

Van Abbemuseum

Bilderdijklaan 10
5611 NH Eindhoven
The Netherlands

Van Abbemuseum  X  DDL


Stedelijk Museum Amsterdam

Museumplein 10
1071 DJ Amsterdam
The Netherlands

Stedelijk Museum Amsterdam  X  DDL

Çedille Design

Rechtstraat 88
6221 EL  Maastricht
The Netherlands

Çedille Design  X  DDL


Minckelersstraat 1A
6211 GX  Maastricht
The Netherlands

Festen  X  DDL


Oranje Nassaustraat 5A
6411 LD  Heerlen
The Netherlands

F.L.Y.  X  DDL


Museum Voorlinden

Buurtweg 90
2244 AG Wassenaar
The Netherlands

Museum Voorlinden  X  DDL



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