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The range of Dicks Don’t Lie unique products can be found in a growing number of super cool hotspots across the world.

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The Netherlands

Van Abbemuseum  Eindhoven
Stedelijk Museum Amsterdam  Amsterdam
Bonnefanten  Maastricht
BLUESS  Nijverdal
Cool Bananas  Tilburg
De Buurman  Gorinchem
De Queer Boekenkast  Alkmaar
Depot  Heesch
Druk & Vorm  Nijmegen
Festen  Maastricht
F.L.Y. Conceptstore  Heerlen
It’s a Present!  Utrecht / Amsterdam / Rotterdam
Museum Arnhem  Arnhem
Maastricht Visitor Center  Maastricht
Pansy  Amsterdam
Papershop  Maastricht
PUHA Shop  Utrecht
Spektakel Wonen  Amersfoort
Spijkerbar  Amsterdam
Steen Papier Schaar  Delft
TIM Sevenum  Sevenum
Zoofs  Boxtel



Art Gallery of Ballarat  Ballarat
Herberts Corner Store  Melbourne



DRIFT  Aalst
JUTTU  Antwerp / Brussels  / Bruges  / Hasselt  / Gent / Louvain
My Ex Boyfriend  Mechelen
Present  Brussels
Rose  Brussels
Spit it out  Brussels



Aegis Literatur Buchhandlung  Ulm
Bohei Shop  Berlin
Brunos  Berlin / Hamburg / Köln / München
Esistfritag Urban Store  Frankfurt
Farbenreich Heidelberg
Keller Kreuzberg  Berlin
Quartier 172  Kiel
SCHEE  Berlin / Düsseldorf / Köln
SCHØNES Aschaffenburg
Superjuju  Stuttgart
Vaseline Store  Düsseldorf
Wortwahl Buchkultur  München



Blitz  Lyon
Fleux  Paris
Le Petit Magasin  Poitiers
Les Petits Zocolos  Avignon
Le Puits d’Amour  
Madame Miettes  Dijon



LATO D  Milan



A casa da Rosa  Aveiro
Aguas Furtadas  Porto



Arslonga AG  Zürich
Petit détour  Geneva



La Cósmica  Gijón
Galería Maraca


United Kingdom

Present London / The Giftbox  London


United States

Boyar Gifts  New York
The Little Gay Shop  
Austin – Texas

Calling all quirky retailers!

Add a cheeky twist to your shopping list. Do you have an awesome store with a bad ass attitude that is screaming out to be a part of the Dicks Don’t Lie family? If so, then the eye through the glory hole is looking for you.

Pinch me, send me a flirtatious, outrageous Email, or drop your pants on Instagram and I’ll reply as soon as I can. If I like what I see, I’ll send you a catalogue and price list and you can start your dick binge. If not, I’ll swipe left….but don’t be sad babe, I’m a very fussy eater and I don’t go all the way with just anyone.


Are you located in the US, overseas or just prefer to order via Faire, you can browse my catalogue via this link: Dicks Don’t Lie on Faire

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